On my wedding morning, I stood in a hotel suite in Charleston, dressed in an ivory gown that cost more than my first car, when my almost-sister-in-law placed a folder in my hands labeled Wife Duties.
At first, I assumed it was a joke.
Tessa Vale smiled as though she were presenting me with something valuable. She was my fiancé’s older sister—polished, graceful, and always just a little too comfortable speaking on his behalf.
“Don’t look so scared, Audrey,” she said. “Every woman in our family gets one.”
I looked down at the folder. “A wife duties list?”
“It’s more of a transition guide.”
My maid of honor, Paige, had stepped out to take a call. The photographer was downstairs. My mother had gone to check the flowers. For the first time that morning, I was alone with Tessa.
The timing was intentional.
I opened the folder.
The first page read:
Expectations for Audrey Vale After Marriage
My name wasn’t even Audrey Vale yet.
The list was neatly typed.
Dinner prepared at least five nights a week.
No overnight work trips unless approved by Nolan.
Joint account access granted immediately after the honeymoon.
Personal savings transferred into household reserve.
Weekly Sunday lunch with Nolan’s parents.
Children expected within two years.
No major purchases without family discussion.
Final decisions deferred to Nolan in financial disagreements.
A ringing filled my ears.
I slowly looked up. “Does Nolan know about this?”
Tessa tilted her head. “Of course.”
That was my first question.