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The following afternoon, Harold came up the walk with a plate of cookies wrapped in cling film and the world’s most conspicuously casual expression.
“A small welcome to the neighborhood gift,” he said, holding them out. “My late wife’s recipe. She’d want the new neighbors to have them.”
“You didn’t have to.”
“I know. Can I sit for a minute?”
I waved him toward the porch steps. Olivia was inside coloring, but I noticed her ear tilt toward the screen door the second Harold sat down.
“So,” he said, setting his hat beside him. “Valerie.”
“You heard.”
“Ma’am, half the street heard. She’s not exactly a whisperer.”
I laughed in spite of everything.
“She’s done this before,” Harold continued. “Two families in five years. Both left. She has a way of making people feel like renters in their own homes.”
“Wonderful.”
“Here’s the thing.” My new neighbor glanced at me sideways. “That balcony of hers? Not permitted. The stone wall along her side yard? Sitting three feet into the public easement land. Those fancy statues by her walkway? Also on the easement. Her contractor doesn’t have a license in this state.”
I stared at him.
“How do you know all that?”
“Because I’ve been keeping a file, ma’am. I was your dad’s friend for 30 years. He asked me once to keep an eye on things over here if anything ever happened to him. I’ve been documenting everything for years.”
“Mr. Harold…”
“Just Harold’s fine.”
“Why are you telling me this?”
He picked up a cookie, examined it, then put it back down.
“Because you’re going to need it. Document everything, Samantha. Every conversation. Every look. Get it time-stamped. Don’t confront her. Don’t yell. Just record it.”
I nodded slowly.
From inside the house, I heard a crayon stop moving.
Harold stood up, and tipped his cap at me. Halfway down the walk, he turned back.
“And keep parking that Chevy right where it is. That’s your driveway.”
I did. What else was I supposed to do? Park it on the road?
